Grouchy Old Cripple: Monday Pun 8-27-2012: I have a new party trick. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour
later they come out of my ass tied together.
I shit you knot.
humor knotty problem
Senin, 27 Agustus 2012
Grouchy Old Cripple: Monday Pun 8-27-2012
Grouchy Old Cripple: Monday Pun 8-27-2012: I have a new party trick. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour
later they come out of my ass tied together.
I shit you knot.
humor knotty problem
later they come out of my ass tied together.
I shit you knot.
humor knotty problem
Selasa, 14 Agustus 2012
How tall is 1 million dollars in 100 dollar bills
How tall is 1 million dollars in 100 dollar bills: How tall is 1 million dollars in 100 dollar bills?
A US dollar bill is reportedly .0043 inches thick. Assuming the same for a 100 dollar bill, a stack of 100 dollar bills totalling one million dollars would be 43 inches tall.
It takes 10,000 such bills to equal a million dollars. 10,000 X .0043 = 43 inches.
Interestingly, using these measurements, a billion dollars would be just over 3583 feet tall, and a trillion dollars would be just over 678.66 miles tall!
A US dollar bill is reportedly .0043 inches thick. Assuming the same for a 100 dollar bill, a stack of 100 dollar bills totalling one million dollars would be 43 inches tall.
It takes 10,000 such bills to equal a million dollars. 10,000 X .0043 = 43 inches.
Interestingly, using these measurements, a billion dollars would be just over 3583 feet tall, and a trillion dollars would be just over 678.66 miles tall!
Senin, 13 Agustus 2012
Jumat, 10 Agustus 2012
FW: TV's Funny Men - jdr1228@gmail.com - Gmail
FW: TV's Funny Men - jdr1228@gmail.com - Gmail
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
Sabtu, 04 Agustus 2012
On Healing Wings
On Healing Wings: It is but the shadow of death:
the shadow of a serpent will not sting, nor the shadow of a sword kill.
It is a valley, deep indeed, and dark, and miry;
but valleys are often fruitful,
and so is death itself fruitful of comforts to God’s people.
It is a walk through it:
they shall not be lost in this valley,
but get safe to the mountain on the other side.
Matthew Henry (1662-1714),
the shadow of a serpent will not sting, nor the shadow of a sword kill.
It is a valley, deep indeed, and dark, and miry;
but valleys are often fruitful,
and so is death itself fruitful of comforts to God’s people.
It is a walk through it:
they shall not be lost in this valley,
but get safe to the mountain on the other side.
Matthew Henry (1662-1714),
Jumat, 03 Agustus 2012
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Q: How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?
A: Ask Hugh Hefner
HUMOR
A: Ask Hugh Hefner
HUMOR
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