Anti-Strib - All blog entries: "Use ‘em for any occasion.
Two guys are talking politics. One asks, 'Why are you a Democrat?'
'Because my daddy and granddaddy were Democrats.'
'Well, what if your daddy and granddaddy were horse thieves?'
'Then I guess I'd be a Republican.'
* * *
A lady called 9-1-1. “There’s a Democrat masturbating on my front porch!”
The operator asked, “How do you know it’s not a Republican?”
“If he was a Republican, he’d be screwing somebody!”"
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