Right Wing Spic: I'm totally gay.

Right Wing Spic: I'm totally gay.: "adj. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.



I am 100%, completely over-the-top gay right now. Why? Here are the reasons:



* John Kerry will not be moving into the White House in January.

* I live in the greatest nation on the face of the planet, in spite of the efforts of a liberal minority bent on making America 'just like Europe'.

* As aggressive and powerful as the ACLU seems to be, God is in control, and will ultimately prevail.

* The cost of my sins, death, was paid for in full by Jesus Christ.

* I have a beautiful family.

* Although Americans have suffered over 1,000 deaths in Iraq, that number pales in comparison to those lost in previous conflicts. In just one WWII battle, the Battle of the Bulge, 19,000 American lives were lost - in just one battle. Almost 800 lives were lost during the rehersal for the D-Day invasion. 29,000 dead soldiers were recovered from the beach after the actual invasion. Iraq is difficult right now, but it could be much, much worse. And we will prevail.

* Michael Moore's relevance has deteriorated to the point where he is now forced to produce sequels. His post-election behavior is indicative of an injured animal that's just waiting to expire. He has become such 'yesterdays news' that we may soon see him appearing at local night clubs with Pat Travers and Grand Funk Railroad.

* I have a cabinet full of semi-auto 'assault weapons', dozens of clips, and a load of ammo. And it sure feels good!

* The liberal Hollywood elitists are starting to realize that Americans as a whole really do not like them.

* Those nit-witted has-been musicians who toured to raise money for the failed Kerry campaign are back where they belong - in obscurity.



Yes, I'm just about as gay as it gets right now. I'm flaming gay. Don't get too close.... 'cause I'm on fire!"